Some more of act tres

ight so Banquo's ghost is here now...
This is what Macbeth gets for going allll crazy just so he can become king :/
like he's the only one that can see the ghost so when he starts talking to it ppl kinda get sketched out..
Then Lady Macbeth tells their guest to excuse his behavior because he sometimes has these visions then she goes and yells at Macbeth basically telling him to get his crap together so ya.
- Macbeth is gonna go hit up the witches tomorrow now to see what's up. He's willing to do anything he can to keep his throne so we'll see what that leads to.



- The witches are meetin up with their leader, Hecate. She's the goddess of witchcraft so she's kinda a big deal fam. Hecate gets all pissed at the witches because they're spilling all the beans to Macbeth. She tells her witches to summon some visions and spirits for when he comes tomorrow so they can draw him onto his confusion or some crap like that.. lol they're so evil i <3 it.



-kkkk so Banquo's murder has officially been blamed on Fleance which kinda sucks because that's his son lmaoo.
-Uh I think Lennox is on to Macbeth so he sends Malcolm and Macduff to go save Scotland from him!!!!!!! ! (:

act TWO???? just realized i skipped this one :/

OKAY Soooo this act was probably irrelevant since i totally forgot to even write about it????
 Story still sucks but whatever. Actually I don't think I was in class?? or was that for act four... either way I still don't really know how I'm passing all my quizzes for this play forreal.

aw dang my blog is late :(

ON TO THE STORY:
- uh Macbeth and Banquo are talking about my fav ppl (the witches <3) They're going to talk about the prophecies that they heard from them later or something like that. Then Banquo and his son leave
-OKAY SO I REMEMBER THIS ACT NOW. Macbeth is about to get turnt and kill the king. Before he goes to kill him he like imagines a dagger floating in front of him or something like shoot man what drugs are you on fam?? ANyway he finally works up the guts to go and kill Duncan thanks to LAdy Macbeth for being a B*tch and questioning his manhood and what not.
- Dang Lady Macbeth really has no chill at all. She wants to have like no feminine qualities at all. lol dyke. JK i luv EVeryOne <3333 Um so yeah she wants Macbeth to go kill Duncan so they can become King and Queen. She drugged the guards that were supposed to be protectin the king but they rather get turnt tF up lmao same tho.  
- This act is pretty much just all about Duncan's murder and what happens afterwards
- I think that Malcolm and Donalbain have fled so they look pretty suspicious now (yikes)
- IGHT CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO REALIZE THAT HORSES LITERALLY ATE EACH OTHER???????? LITERALLY WTF SHAKESPEARE.......
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ACT THREEEEEEEE :-)

Wow okay so I still have 3 more acts to go and only and hour to finish them???!!!!!!

Well we are in the royal palace of Forres now, pretty neat. Banquo has a lot on his mind at this time thinking about Macbeth and the prophecies of the weird sister. Man I love those witches, they rock real talk. AnywAAAAYyyy, they said that Macbeth will be King and that his children (Banquo) will like EvENTUALLY sit on the throne, but we'll see about that. I still don't really know much that's going on because Marie and I just snapchat each other the whole time during class even though we sit right next to each other. So sorry S. Bryson for always laughing when are actually supposed to be paying attention, this story is just a tad boring right now :/// BUT I think it's about to get interesting because Macbeth just hired some murderers to get rid of I think Banquo's fam??? That's pretty savage of him, I mean they're just children :c but whatever, you do you Macbeth. He's kinda turning into his wife, Lady Macbeth. He like questioned the murderers of their manhood in order to make them angry enough to go and actually kill ppl.


OH wait jk I just reread it. THey've been hired to murder Banquo and his son, Fleance. haha that's a funny name. There's a lot of funny names in this play. I think my favorite part of this whole Macbeth thing is hearing Gabby trying to read all this complicated gibberish that Shakespeare wrote. She did pretty good in her play tho so go Gabby. BAck to the story.... Um yeah, these murderers suck cause they only managed to kill Banquo and Fleance got away so I'm pretty sure Macbeth isn't going to be too happy about that.


haahahhahahahahHAHAH i thought this was kinda funny so I just threw it in here for fun
Fleance looks like a young drake

(COPE HIS NEW MIXTAPE IT'S FIRE AF)

umm Banquo looks like he just finished doing some wicked dance moves so yA

ACT 1

Act 1

scene 3

I still don't know what's happening.
The witches are going to torture this ladies husband because she didn't share her chestnuts with theM????

They're going to remove his eyelids...like ouch he can never close his eyes ever again. It'll most likely lead to sleep deprivation so, sucks for him.

In other news Macbeth is already planning on killing the king so that he can become king himself because Duncan in charge right now. But then he changed his mind and thinks that he should wait instead. I actually agree with him on that one. I mean killing a bunch of people to become king seems a bit sketchy because other people will eventually find out and then hate you and call you a bad king. So is it really worth it, Macbeth?

Later on the witches say that Banquo's children will ACCIDENTALLY become king??? Like how does one accidentally become king? Man I wish that I could accidentally become famous so I don't have to go to college and take silly english classes where we have to read silly books :/

ACT UNO

Act 1 

So far the witches are my favorite part of the play because they are so wicked and mean...kinda relate to them.
How can something that is foul be fair?
How can something that is fair be foul?

Shakespeare is contradicting throughout this whole entire play so I have been pretty confused so far. Maybe tomorrow I will finally understand his difficult language...maybe.

also be sure to check out Drakes new mixtape!!!!!!!!!!!
It's fire.

- @justjerin

OKay now the captain is dying.. I still don't really understand what all is going on that much. I do know that Macdonwald is a bad, evil person, so Macbeth cut him open form stomach to throat.



Macbeth is named Thane of Cawdor.